Drag-5 is was born in Wrexham, North Wales, on the 17th March 1980. His parents named him Neil. He went to school where he excelled at every subject up until the age of 16. He left school with 46 GCSEs. At the age of 17 he attended Oxford university Taking on no less than 5 Degree Courses. These were in the fields of Biology, Physics, Martial art Techniques, Psychology and Physiology.

Once these degree courses were completed Neil had officially become 'the best person in the world'. He was awarded this title by the prime minister of London town, but unfortunately Neil was insulted by being awarded by the prime minister of such a small town. Once the award was in his glorious hands he took the Prime ministers head and twisted it clean off. This terrible tragedy would have incurred a prison sentence of at least 2 years, but luckily a company called Max Pharmaceuticas intervened. They had kept their eye on Neil throughout his education and were offering him the position of CEO of Max Pharmaceuticals UK. Neil Thought on this for a while before graciously accepting the offer.

Neil now works from his offices in the new capital of London City. He has managed to help instate a replacement prime minister and even went so far as to provide a very fine candidate from his own company. The country of Britain is now a much better place thanks to him.